Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 12

Posted on October 18, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the twelfth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, SLOTHS. Okay, not actual sloths, but still. Also, I couldn’t find a way to stick a Burning Man joke in here. Drat. If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 11

Posted on October 17, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the eleventh hour of Dragon Age: Origins, my party battles their way up to the fourth floor of the Circle of Magi tower, only to discover that THIS IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 10

Posted on October 16, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the tenth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, I change my mind and head for the Circle of Magi, where I learn everything is even more fucked up than I could imagine. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ – Hour 9

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the ninth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, not one thing could have prepared me for Witherfang. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ – Hour 8

Posted on October 12, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the eighth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, AHHHHHH JESUS WHAT IS THAT THING and WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING and OHHHHH MY GOD GET IT OFF ME. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ – Hour 7

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the seventh hour of Dragon Age: Origins, I battle werewolves, a hermit mage, and figure out I still have no idea what I’m doing. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ – Hour 6

Posted on October 10, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the sixth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, HELP, THIS PLOTLINE IS OVERWHELMING ME WITH AWESOME. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ – Hour 5

Posted on October 9, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the fifth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, Morrigan and Alistair fight a lot, and I finally figure out a huge component of gameplay. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ – Hour 4

Posted on October 8, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the fourth hour of Dragon Age: Origins, I win a small battle but TOTALLY LOSE, and then I get a party and then OH MY GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 3

Posted on October 5, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the third hour of Dragon Age: Origins, Morrigan surprises me, shit comes out of the ground to attack me, and then Cailan’s poor decision making fucks everything up. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 2

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the second hour of Dragon Age: Origins, I avenge people, and then I explore, and then Alastair gets sassy with me. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 1

Posted on October 3, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the first hour of Dragon Age: Origins, my wedding day is interrupted by BIGOTRY. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to begin Dragon Age.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: The Finale – Want You Gone

Posted on October 2, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the final moments of Portal 2, I’m reminded why I love these games so much. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to finish Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 9 – The Part Where…

Posted on October 1, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

In the ninth and final chapter of Portal 2, GLaDOS and Chell must finally face Wheatley in an epic showdown. Involving the moon. REALLY! If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ starts on Wednesday!

Posted on September 30, 2012 by Mark Does Stuff

Hello, everyone! I thought I’d make an official announcement about this instead of just saying stuff on Twitter or in the comments. My copy of Mass Effect for Steam is basically a pile of poop. After spending two days doing everything the entirety of the Internet had suggested I do, I could not get past the first cutscene/save point on Eden Prime. It was so bad that even EA support just gave up and gave me a voucher because they were so confused.

I will return to the Mass Effect trilogy as soon as it comes out on PlayStation 3. In the meantime, Dragon Age: Origins will take it’s place! I’ve already written all three posts for next week, and it’s going to be SUPER FUN.

Thanks for understanding! I appreciate it. :)

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