Category Archives: Dragon Age

In the fifteenth and final hour of Awakening, I discover where the Mother came from, and it is the biggest pile of NOPE this game has even served me. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to finish Dragon Age: Awakening.

In the fourteenth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, I am mystified by runecrafting, and then the end is here. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the thirteenth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, I get shit done. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the twelfth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, may I never play another game with anything like the Baroness in it ever again. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the eleventh hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, my group must find a way to escape the Fade and deal with the Baroness. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the tenth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, I AM DONE WITH THIS GAME. I AM SO DONE. (PS: I love you, Dragon Age.) Intrigued? Then you know what to do.

In the ninth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, everything is messed up, and I get really mad. At a video game. Shush. If you’re intrigued, then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the eighth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, I take care of a few small quests before heading to the Wending Wood, where nothing makes sense and what have I stumbled into. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play … Continue reading →

In the seventh hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, WHAT IS THAT THING and then YOU HAVE A CHILD??? and then NOPE NO NO NO NO and then GET AWAY FROM ME. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon … Continue reading →

In the sixth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, I discover what’s at the bottom of Kal’Hirol. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the fifth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, I head to Knotwood Hills to investigate a rift of darkspawn, and I get hints of the unholy horrors that await me. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age.

In the fourth hour of Dragon Age: Awakening, no one is surprised that I literally got TEN MORE QUESTS. But I learn more about Nathaniel and Anders, and then WHAT THE FUCK WHO ARE THE BLIGHT ORFANS. Intrigued? Then it’s … Continue reading →